A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...