Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...