Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...