Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...