Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...