Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...