Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...