Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...