The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...