A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Never talk to the parrot
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Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...