The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...