The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...