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An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...