Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!