Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...