Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...