Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...