The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...