POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...