A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...