Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table