The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...