Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...