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St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...