More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...