Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...