A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...