yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...