Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...