Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...