Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...