Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...