Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...