Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
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How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...