Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...