Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...