Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...