Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...