Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...