Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....