The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...