Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...