Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...