Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Car Acronyms
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