The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
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Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...