Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!