Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...