Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?