Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...