A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...